Broken Showers, Burglaries And A Glass Ring

Things haven’t been going too great for Mimi lately.

Last night while she was sleeping Mimi was robbed!

Due to the fact she couldn’t afford an alarm she slept through the whole thing…

Luckily they only stole her TV but on top of that her shower broke (again)…

Aaaarrrggghh!!! Stupid blasted cheap shower!

Woahh Mimi calm down

No I will not calm down! Why can’t I have a proper shower? Why can’t I have an alarm? whywhywhy?

You know why Mimi you have no money you chose a part time job instead of full time

Because I was supposed to be married by now! to a rich old man who gave me whatever I want!

There’s still Stiles?

He isn’t old

But he’s rich

Good point! Right we’re going to get married!

Um is it that easy? Your not even engaged?

Apparently it is…

I’ma get some money today baby!

Turns out Stiles is easily pleased and after some kissing….

& a quick massage Mimi’s ready to pop the question….

Where is that fricking ring?

There better be a ring inside here
*Look into my eyes….You will say yes*

OMG I’m blind
So you’ll marry me
Yes yes yes look at that diamond!

You bought him a diamond?

No it’s just a really shiny peice of glass but he’ll never know mwahaha

 

Putty In My Hands

Hi Mimi feeling better today?

Yep much because I have a plan!

Oh heck

No, It’s a good one firstly I will invite him round, get to know him abit better & then I’l  invite him out for a meal tonight!

Oh right that sounds ok I guess

Then I will flirt him into submission!

I thought it sounded too good to be true…

Hi Stiles, It’s Mimi!

Was just wondering if you fancied coming round in abit for a chat?

Well?

Did you ever doubt me? He’ll be over in a little while! I’d better start getting ready!

So after bit of what I’l call Mimi’s alone personal time It’s time to greet Stiles…

Apparently Mimi is on a charm offensive today and starts with the charming greeting shortly followed by an onslaught of personal questions…

So Stiles do you have a job?
Oh yea, Im a talent scout in the music industry

 

Wow exciting Job, so are you single?

Um..yea
Great
Um..sure

Mimi slow down you’ll scare the poor lad. Anyway It’s time for work so lets go..

After work its off to the diner to to meet Stiles…

My wish is coming true!

It’s a good job he can’t see what goes on in your head girly.

Hehe

After a lovely meal Mimi & Stiles head outside for some fresh air…

They laugh…

They flirt…

They share their first kiss…

Thats it im going for it!

Are You sure Mimi?

Definatly he’s putty in my hands!

(What? Did you think she was going to ask him out?)

A measly $9? I asked for a lot!

Well he is frugal

Damn it! Oh well I’l marry him anyway it’l be my money when he’s gone

Honestly I should have gave you the Evil trait

I’m not evil just honest. Anyway bed time for me I think bye Stiles.

Woah! what’s happened to his hair?

Mimi went home that night $9 richer & a rich boyfriend. Not bad for a first date

 

Promotions and Prospects

Good morning Mimi. Your up nice and early

Bloody toilets blocked again! GRRR!

Oh dear. Why don’t you fix it then?

No off to the park. Too stressed. Do it later.

Oh right, ok so we man hunting again?

Hell yea! Then I can buy a proper toilet and better bed an better shower and….

Ok we could be here forever, let’s go to the park.

At the park Mimi meets a man called Stiles Mcgraw. The seem to be hitting it off. Especially when he starts talking about Unicorns….

they both seem to think theres some kind of monster lurking in the fishing ponds…

During their apparently random conversation Mimi seems to have found out that Stile’s is rich.

 After finding this out she promptly rolls up a want of mooching some money off him. I feel it’s a little early in their relationship for such actions…

It’s never too early!

Well maybe it’s to late then as you need to go to work now…

Mimi looks pretty pleased with herself walking to work (or maybe she’s posessed)….

There seem to be a few lurkers outside the spa…

They carry on standing around while Mimi’s at work…

And when Mimi leaves work at 6 they are still standing around…

Apparently meeting Stiles has been Mimi’s good luck charm as she gain her first promotion & raise!

Way to go Mimi!

I know aren’t I awesome!

um…anyway..

The lurkers seem pretty pleased for her aswell…

Mimi decides to have another wander round the park incase Stiles is there sadly he isn’t but Mimi isn’t deterred she spots another victim man, (can’t remember the name) but it’s over before it starts…

Turns out he isn’t a fan of flirting. As you can see Mimi doesn’t take this news very well.

How pathetic!

I agree love

I’m hungry

Luckily Mimi doesn’t stay mad for long so it’s off to find some food…

Mmmmm free food nomnomnom

then off home to tackle the blocked toilet…

And now the sink….

Why can’t I just hire a repair man?

Because you only have $800 & you have food & bills to pay for, plus it easy skilling time honey

Damn it! Right by tommorow Stiles will be mine.

OhOh…

 

An Eventfull Day

It’s another beautiful day in Sunset Valley (as usual)

Mimi has just woken up & she not in the best of moods…..

Stupid cheap crappy toilet always needs cleaning

Hi Mimi

Why cant I have one of those self cleaning toilets?

Because you don’t have a job or enough money to afford one (I neglect to tell her there are no self-cleaning toilets)

Fine Il get a job then

You?  You’ll what?

Il get a job. But only a nice one like a beatician or receptionist & it’s only untill I marry someone rich!

Are you sure?

Yes. Ooo I feel like a little make-over coming on

Mimi looks pretty pleased with her new look…

So pleased infact she decides to do a little gussying up…

Something in your teeth there Mimi?

Wow. I’m just so pretty. Just looking at myself put’s me in a good mood!

Hurry up it’s almost 4pm and your not even dressed!

Ok, ok im having a shower then we’ll go jobhunting, deal?

Deal…

What’s wrong now?

I hate that shower!

Why now?

It goes hot and cold all the time! It’s totally spoiled my good mood, maybe I should job hunt tommorow?

I don’t think so Mimi on your bike missy.

As soon as we get to town Mimi thinks she’s found the perfect job as a receptionist at the local spa, so off she goes for an interveiw…

15 minutes later she emerges with a part time job! Mimi’s in such a good mood that as soon as she get home  she decides to throw a party to celebrate….

Mimi you do realise you can’t really cook?

Um why? Will they be wanting food?

I think they’ll be expecting it honey

Oh..um..PIZZA!

So shortly after Mimi orders her pizza her first party guest arrive’s, luckily Claire’s brought some food…

OOO Pancakes!

The party seems to get off to a good start…

Mimi seems to think she’s a gracefull as a unicorn….

She turns round to see Cylon3 sittting down…

Maybe if i gyrate right next to him & stare intensly he’l start dancing?

Why is he looking at her? Look at me! Look at me!

Way to be cool there Mimi…

Suddenly everyone stops dancing and all hell breaks loose…

It seems Claire’s decided now would be a good time to go into to labour.

The general thought seems to be that if they hold their hands out they might catch the baby. Well apart from young Landgraab who doesn’t seem to have noticed anythings going on..

OMG! She’s going to give birth in my living room! My clean white carpet!

Eventually Mimi takes the initiative & takes Claire to the Hospital, leaving the men to do what they do best which is freak out & do nothing…

At the hospital Claire gives birth to a little girl called…wait for it…Euginia (yes I know).

Due to leaving early after taking claire to the hospital Mimi receives a notification that her party was lame & a negative moodlet. But the fact she was at the birth more than makes up for that with a positive moodlet worth 80 points.

Oh my god it was awful!

What? Your mood says different

No the baby was cute, but the birth! I am never ever doing that! EVER!

Oh we’ll see Mimi, we’ll see….

 

He’s Got Potential

Under my guidence Mimi goes to talk to Cyclon3

You mean your orders!

Ok my orders (honestly you’d think I controlled her life with a keyboard or something)

Smile Mimi

After a half hearted greeting & a rather pained smile Mimi engages Mr Sw0rd in conversation. After an animated coversation about shooting stars Mimi seems to be getting into the swing of things and swiftly turns the conversation to careers….

Well I need to find out how much money he earns otherwise how will I know if he marriage material?

What about love?

If im rich I can buy love!

Spoken like a true golddigger Mimi

Mimi looks extremly bored when she finds out Cyclon3 is in the journalism career…

That is untill we find out he’s rich!

Mimi gains a rather sudden interest in the Journalism career…

I’ve always found Journalists rather sexy

Huh? since when Mimi?

Shut up im in flow!

So are you seeing anyone?

Honestly Mimi your shameless

OMG! He’s single & rich! Shame about how young he is but 2 out of 3 ain’t bad, plus theres things that can be done about that

MIMI!

What? I just mean there might be a fire or he might drowned, these things happen you know

You barely know him you haven’t got past the flirt option yet

Yes but he’s already smitten! Look at him.

Poor chap looks terrified if you ask me

He’s just scared of his feelings

Im sure I didn’t give you the insane trait :S

Come on Mimi it’s getting late

But we haven’t even kissed yet!

And you won’t be tonight you shameless hussy

Can I at least invite him over?

No

God I can’t have any fun!

You sound like a stroppy teenager

Well you gave me the childish trait!

 

Meet The Neighbours

Morning sunshine

Urgh

What are we going to do today?

Wow I’m as cool as an abominable snowman!

Umm are they classed as cool?

Of course they are they live in snow & ice!

Oh I see ….

Anyway Mimi isn’ t time we had some breakfast?

Nomnomnom cereal is good!

Oh right… what’s next then?

Meet the neighbours, there’s got to be someone rich around here.

Thats the spirit Mimi! Lets try next door…

Mimi where are you going?

He just told me he hasn’t alot of money. Plus I think he has the hot’s for me look at his thought bubble *shudders*

I think he was just being friendly

I don’t need friends! I need someone rich who’ll die quickly!

Why are you visiting Claire?

I said rich they don’t necassarily have to be male. Honestly you have a lot to learn about golddigging.

Evidently I do. Now where are you going?

She isn’t rich and she’s *shudders at thought* pregnant

Oh I see so who’s next?

Ahh whos this dashing young fellow?

Cycl3n Sw0rd? What kind of stupid name is that? I bet he’s a computer geek

Well we’re talking to him anyway

I don’t want to

Im in control & I say you will

Grrr! fine bossy boots…

 

Potential lovers or Potential losers?

After a morning of doing absolutely nothing imparticular Mimi decided she’d head on down to the park.

Mimi – You mean you decided?

You want to get rich don’t you? Anyway you get to ride your shiny new bike!

Mimi – Oooh look at on me my pretty blue bike!

At the park Mimi isn’t quite sure what to do.

 That is until she spots young Landgraab in the distance. Mimi’s heard about their reputation & it seems she has got her chance or has she?….

Presumably she’s telling him all about her new bike…

The conversation then turn to one of Mimi’s favourite subject Jewels her other favourite being money…

She then goes in for the kill…

Tuns out he’s married

Mimi – Yea to some weed called Nancy! Who I’ve just noticed has been standing in the background while I chat up her husband.

Be nice Mimi

Mimi – oh well onto the next. Ooo look he’s old!

 

Turns out he’s married aswell & thats his wife in the background :/

Mimi -  What is with these stalker wives? Do they just follow their husbands around all day?

Maybe they’ve heard about your reputation?

Mimi – Um lets try someone else….

His son’s over there what about him?

Mimi – He looks like a hobo

He’s worth a try come on lets talk to him…

Talking about money already?

Mimi – Yea & it’s a good job as he’s got non! Im going home for a shower now im fed up of these losers

There’s always tommorow?

Mimi – Hmmmm

 

Meet Mimi

Meet Mimi my newest bloggee ^

Mimi decided that instead of saving her simoleons to pay rent she’d spend most of it on making what has effectively turned out to be a glass house.

It looks like a cross between a hospital & a mental institute.

Mimi – It’s minimalistic!

Is that what they call it these days? How are you going to go to the bathroom everyone can see you?

Mimi – Yes well I got around that by inventing a magic blur to go around me when I go potty

Oh I see. Very resourceful Mimi, now if you’d be so nice as to shush while I tell these lovely people about you.

Mimi – Ooohh ok. Only nice things about how pretty and..

Mimi..

Mimi – sweet and kind and…

MIMI!

Mimi – Yes?

Shut up!

Mimi – Fine…

Anyway as I was saying Mimi lives in her little glass house (which I think she regretting now)

Mimi – No I don’t im just not keen on those  kinds of windows!

Hmmm….

Anyway after having a whine about how big or small the windows were or wern’t, Mimi decided she’d cheer herself by dancing in the mirror…

& watching tv…

& reading the news paper…

& eventually sitting & thinking about nothing apparently…

Mimi - Um… it was a slow day? Anyway where are all my neighbours to welcome me to the neighbourhood?!

Good point actually

Mimi – & where are all the hot, rich old guys?

I think I should point out that Mimi’s goal in life is to marry someone rich, preferably old too. Mimi is a Golddigger.

Mimi – I’ma get me a sugardaddy!

Mimi behave we have guests!

Mimi – Oh yea sorry

Anyway Mimi lets go show our face around town. Say goodbye to the nice people

Mimi – Goodbye nice people!